1*-Your back goes out, but you stay home.

2*-You and your teeth don't sleep together.

3*-You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks,

And  discover you're not wearing any.

4*- At  the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle,

And pop, and you're not eating cereal.

5*- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

6*- Your idea of a night out, is sitting on the patio.

7*- Your "Happy Hour" is a nap.

8*- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

9*- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

10*- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Opps! age repeats it self too!

11*-The iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.

12*- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

13*- Getting a little action means ,

Your  prune juice kicked in.

14*- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

15*- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

16*- Your memory is shorter and your complaining,

lasts longer.

17*- You wonder how you could be over the hill,

When you don't remember being on top of it.

18*- It takes twice as long to look half as good.

19*- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

20*- If everything hurts and what doesn't,

Hurt doesn't work.

How do I know my youth is all spent?

My-get-up-and -go has got up and went.

My joints are stiff and filled with pain,

The pills I take give me no gain.

I rub in the ointment like fury I do,

Each pain when it leaves, comes back with two.

But in spite of it all, I'm able to grin,

When I think of the places my get-up has been.

Old age is GOLDEN, I have heard it said,

But sometimes I wonder as I go to bed.

My 'ears' on the dresser, my 'teeth' in a cup,

My 'eyes' on the table until I wake up.

Ere sleep comes each night I say to myself,

"Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?"

Yet I'm happy to know as I close the door,

My friends are the same as in days of yore.

Since I have retired from life's competition,

Each day is filled with complete repetitions.

I get up each morning and dust off my wits,

Go pick up the paper and read the 'o-bits'.

If my name isn't there, I know I'm not dead,

I get a good breakfast and go back to bed.

The reason I know my youth is all spent,

My get-up-and-go has got up and went!

Okay folks... I think all of the seniors remember...

Playing the game "Simon Says" and I have

Faith in you that your memory is as good as mine.

Uh... What was we going to play???

Oh well, lets just do it anyway!!

Enjoy  :-) ...Have fun! and remember that I like company,

So return soon! The coffee pot is on and I will be waiting!

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