One morning when I was out shopping
Though you'll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

"I wuv you! I wuv you!"
Said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!"
He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more...

"I wuv you! I wuv you!"
Said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!"
He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could see him but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be

"I wuv you!"

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down

"I wuv you! I wuv you!"
Said the little blue man
"I wuv you! I wuv you to bits."
"I wuv you!"
He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I whispered,
"Thank goodness that's over!"
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye

"I don't wuv you anymore!"