When I'm an old lady

I'll live with my son!

And make his life happy :-)

And filled with such fun.

I want to pay back

All the joy he's provided.

Returning each deed

OH! he'll be so excited.

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

I'll write on the wall

With red, white, and blue.

And bounce on the furniture

Wearing my shoes!

I'll drink from the carton

And then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets

And OH! he will shout!

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

When he's on the phone

And just out of reach.

I'll get into things

Like the sugar and bleach.

OH! he'll snap his fingers

And then shake his head.

And when he is done

I'll hide under the bed.

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

When my son's wife cooks dinner

And calls me to meals.

I'll NOT eat my green beans

Or salads congealed.

I'll gag on my okra

Spill milk on the table.

And when she gets angry

I'll RUN as fast as  I'm able.

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

I'll sit close to the TV

Thru the channels I'll click.

I'll cross both my eyes

To see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks

And throw one away.

And play in the mud

Until the end of the day!

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

And later, in bed

I'll lay back and sigh.

And thank God in prayer

And then close my eyes.

Then my son will look down

With a smile slowly creeping.

And say with a groan

"She's so sweet when she's sleeping."

When I'm an old lady and live with my son!

UH-OH!...I am an old lady

And I live in P.A.

Here comes my son,

Sooo... I'll must be on my way!

Thank you for visiting this old lady

Who is set in her ways!

I just know that my son

Can't wait for such HAPPY DAYS!

Tee-hee-hee...LOL

Love, Sandy