"Your Over The Hill When You Say..."

I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts 'til 8 p.m.

I'm very good at opening child -proof caps ... with a hammer.

I'm interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid.

I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word your saying.

I'm very good at telling stories ...over & over & over & over...

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren aren't as bright as mine.

I'm so cared for; long-term, eye care, private care and dental care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting nor politicians...

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like ...uh ...

I'm a walking storeroom of facts ... I've just lost the storeroom.

I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, and AARP.

I'm wondering if you're only as old as you feel ...Am I ...150?

I'm anti-everything: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-inflammatory...

I'm supporting all movements .. by eating bran, prunes and raisins.

I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I'm having the time of my life.

Do I have Alzheimer's? I don't remember, but I'm happy, I think!

"Top 10 Old Folks' Games"

1- Sag, You're It!

2- Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy...

3- 20 Questions Shouted into Your Good Ear...

4- Kick the Bucket...

5- Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over...

6- Doc, Doc Goose...

7- Simon Says Something Incoherent...

8- Hide and Go Pee...

9- Spin the Bottle of Mylanta...

10- Musical Recliners...

Thank You For Visiting Today!

"May all of us older folks have happiness everyday!"